| Denim Virgins
| | Copyright Dale Bridges 2007 I used to masturbate with my clothes on. Late at night, while the rest of America was either having sex or at least jerking off in the nude, I would flagellate the sinful... | | Creative Non-Fiction | | Updated: | 21-05-07 |
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| One Man, One Wheel: A Unicycler's Saga
| | I was on my way to work yesterday when I came across a sight that gave me pause: a fifty-year-old... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 12-10-06 |
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| Breakfast
| | Copyright 2006 Dale Bridges... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 26-04-06 |
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| Prostitutes Make Me Feel Good About Myself
| | I live in the center of Prague and every night I pass a dozen prostitutes on my way home from the bars. If I took the tram directly to my apartment I would never have to see these Ladies of the Night,... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 15-04-06 |
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| My Condition (Part 3 of 3)
| | OMG, you know what else I hate? People who iron their blue jeans. I agree. The whole point of blue jeans is that they are meant to be casual. Thatâ??s the same as polishing your tennis shoes. I am in a... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 15-04-06 |
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| My Condition (Part 2 of 3)
| | For our fortieth wedding anniversary, Lizzie and I went to Las Vegas. This was five years before the cancer set in. Karen was out of the house by then and I was practically retired. We could never... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 15-04-06 |
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| My Condition (Part 1 of 3)
| | My Condition My daughter, Karen, is in the study, wrestling with the intestinal wires of the new IBM computer that she brought to my door this afternoon, unannounced. She is frowning at an... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 15-04-06 |
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| Pissing Off Prostitutes
| | This is not a story, so don't go writing me comments that say things like, "Hey, I don't understand the plot of this story." There's nothing to understand. Understand me? It's not a goddamn story.... | | Short Stories | | Updated: | 04-03-06 |
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