I’m 22, a writer, and a colossal pain in the ass. I dropped out of college after 2 years to help start and write for a small community news weekly, The Beaufort Observer, which subsequently folded after a year, and reopened with a new staff (which was free of idealism, and full of bias, exactly what the government official and conservative republican owner was looking for.) After that I spent some time as a stringer for The Beaufort County Beacon, which eventually folded due to the publisher’s health issues. Now I’m editing and will soon be writing for The Fisherman, a weekly fishing magazine based on Maryland’s Eastern Shore.
I am often referred to as: absurd, silly, lazy, wild, obscure, eclectic, elitist, cold, warm, caring, sarcastic, dry, insane, messy, bad ass, social, reclusive, paradoxical, fun, cynical, retarded, effed up, violent, and vicious.
I have absolutely no patience for: ignorance, racism, abuse, carelessness, cocaine, bad drivers, or liars.
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