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Painful Clucks
Doris Boris 

United States, Wisconsin, Zell
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I'm a very lonely, sad person who lives in a town of 23 people. I grow cheese and bantam hens. I love to wear orange clothes whilst gathering eggs. Because of some inner voices that talk to me through my nose sometimes, I feel the need to take a lemon zester to the side of my head that's shaved.

I love gerbils and my favorite authors are Webster and Roget. I hope you can appreciate me because if not, it's lemon zester time.

Painful Clucks's Genres: Anything gerbil or cheese

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