| List of jokes
| | This is the list of one liners I'm building up. I'm only 17, so its contents are a little thin. I'm always thinking up new ones, so check back often. Hope I can make you laugh: •• If I had a sushi... | | Creative Non-Fiction | | Genre: | Jokes | | Updated: | 23-07-08 |
| Words: | 433 | | Comments: | 2 | | Status: | Public |
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| Murtle the Turtle
| | Murtle the Turtle “Bless you, Murtle,” said Frederick the chimp. Murtle had been sneezing all day and was growing tired of it. In fact, she’d been sneezing for almost a hundred years. Murtle was... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 03-07-08 |
| Words: | 1128 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Ananse the Spider Man Finds Music
| | Maybe you've read the story of Ananse/Anansy the Spider Man? He wins the ability to write from the... | | Words: | 598 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| La Famiglia D'Eri
| | La Famiglia d’Eri The Eri family is an interesting one. Rose is the mother. She’s not the eldest, though. Her great uncle, who was named the pope, was too proud of his family to change his... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Comedy | | Updated: | 31-03-08 |
| Words: | 590 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| A Paradelle (Two Computers)
| | I'm particularly excited about this here poem, one because I hate Billy Collins, who invented... | | Poetry | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 31-03-08 |
| Words: | 175 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| A Tribe and Drought
| | Perhaps you have heard the African story of the tribe who, when low on water, had their archer shoot the clouds to make rain. Well, the same tribe had come across the same problem yet again. Their... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 11-01-08 |
| Words: | 538 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Et Thanos
| | I'm starting a book of poetry, featuring such subjects as life and death (et thanos and et vif). Here's the death part. Et Thanos Doctor works for hours, cutting, snipping, threading Adding more... | | Words: | 386 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| The Ass's Fault
| | The Ass’s Fault The wife didn’t want to park in her driveway for at least a couple of days. They guy who did their driveway recommended, in quite the stern voice, “twenty-four hours exactly.”... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 29-11-07 |
| Words: | 388 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| The Conformist
| | The Conformist... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 11-11-07 |
| Words: | 558 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| A Man Dies of Hunger
| | Steve was ecstatic. He finally found a food item that was perfect for a dieter like him. Canned... | | Words: | 600 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| Customs
| | The CIA agent was displeased. It was the third time this month he’d been called in by the airport... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Satire | | Updated: | 27-10-07 |
| Words: | 786 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Et Vif
| | The foolish man realized... | | Words: | 253 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| God Defeats Satan
| | I'm not a Christian, but I think I'd like to add to the story of the bible. I hope you like the archaic kind of language. It was the fourth year of the world??s existence when the Lord, God, sought... | | Words: | 601 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Some Mission (excerpt 3)
| | ??Well, General, what is it you called me for?? asked the Dictator impatiently. ??Sir, I wanted to inform you, sir, that the Northern Peninsula is slowly being taken.? The Dictator leaned back... | | Prose | | Genre: | Comedy | | Updated: | 04-08-07 |
| Words: | 430 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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