have you ever been in the situation
where your organ of generation
causes undue speculation
and your shoe-size causes trepidation
among members of the male population?

there's a remedy called the Bobbitt
where you lop it off and lob it.

have you ever been unimpressed
by guys who only talk to your chest?
who think your face is deep in your vest
and when you direct them grumpily protest
that your most interesting feature is your ample breast?

well, the answer is to ditch the tit --
he doesn't possess an ounce of wit.

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