Remember those little springs

That are meant to stop the doors.

They make loud twangy sounds

After pushed down to the floor.

While sitting in my chair, 

I was watching some TV,

When I heard the twangy noise

From somewhere way behind me.

I got up to investigate

And found the twanging's source,

Then in the kitchen, by the door,

I found my dog, of course.

I asked her what she was doing.

She gave me her blank stare.

Then she twanged the spring again,

As if I wasn't there.