Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Poor little, poor little, (white) little me.
My mommy's a sot and my daddy is mean
Poor little, poor little, (rich) little me.
There's nobody who comprehends me at all.
Poor little, poor little, (straight) little me.
The other girls flirt and they go to the mall
Poor little, poor little, (arrogant) me
I just want to write, but my parents say no
Poor little, poor little (college-bound) me
I just cannot live when my life is so low!
Poor little, poor little, (ungrateful) me
I write lots of poems about my life's pain
Poor little, poor little, (shrill) little me
But Philistine readers give only disdain!
Poor little, poor little, (talent less) me
For no-one appreciates poetry now
Poor little, poor little, (deluded) me
They only like writing when it's a cash cow!
Poor little, poor little, (scapegoating) me
I'll teach them to call me 'whiny', someday!
Poor little, poor little, (pathetic) me
I'll be on the cover of US Today!
Poor little, poor little, (dumb) little me
Disclaimer: This is not about anyone in particular, just that class of "woe is me" rich/upper middle class white girls who don't know how good they've got it!
