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Dudethissucks
Brandon Bandito
Canada, At school in our nation's capital.

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The question that started philosophical fire in the hearts of men.

The question. The very first philosophical question that every single North American kid ever asks himself. It's the first question ever posed to us that doesn't come with a sure-fire answer. Every answer is right AND wrong. But non exist that water the inferno of spiritual curiosity which is left lingering. This is because they are all only theoretical, based on speculation and not fact or revelation.

It is this one question that as a society, our entire belief structure, philosophical understanding and spiritual education is founded on. From this question sprouts every religion and tradition. Because of this one question and it's unplaceable answer, all worldy or spiritual teachings have been PERMITTED to grow and prosper; with the faith that perhaps it, and no other may hold the true final answer.

Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves, because you are about to witness true philosophical revelation. Prepare to restructure every belief, spiritual and logical, that you attained through other vicarious avenues. This one question has existed since the dawn of humanity but has only been conveyed adaquately in one simple 7 word query.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Esquire Comment by: Esquire - 2006-08-26 19:09
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Cause tar is more mystifying to a chicken than tumbleweed.
PANDORA Comment by: PANDORA - 2006-06-27 20:10
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LOL-I liked the ending, would not change it for anything. It gave this piece humor. Was not expecting it either. Good read.**
suleem Comment by: suleem - 2006-06-21 19:39
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I thought it is which comes first the chicken or the egg, come on eh? Thats what it was for me in Nanaimo.
Good thoughts though.
Dudethissucks Comment by: Dudethissucks - 2006-06-20 15:43
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To tell you the truth, I was going in more of the "Cause and Effect" direction. Beginning and End of Action. Sorry if i let you down, I was practicing suspense.
MaryannWebb Comment by: MaryannWebb - 2006-06-20 04:57
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Can this be boiled down even further to the question why?
I think that's what you're getting at here :)
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