Back again?
How can I do ya today?
Soft and tender, raw with no frills?
It don't matter in the end, it's all the same.
I'll make it rain... one way or the other.
Just think of me as your personal Ron Jeremy or Randy Moss.
Cause I've got a real mean hard on
easy off approach, you see.
And I'm always a threat to go deep
into your heart, that is.

See what I mean?
You're starting to sprinkle already.
And there ain't even a cloud in your eye.
Hell, by the time I'm done, you might even shed a tear.

Are you hungry?
Not a problem.
I've always got somethin' you can wrap your lips around.
You're guaranteed to get a mouthful.
And maybe even a shot to your system.
Just don't try to digest too much at once.
Cause I come like a dump truck
full of sentiment, that is.
And I'm gonna give you a string of pearls
line after line, you see.

Did I tell ya?
I'm so sweet I'll rot your teeth.
Don't bite your lip trying to gobble me up.
Slow down and then you will be able to take it all in.

What's that you say?
How did it get so big?
Well you should know.
You're the one who's been strokin' it.
I just put my goodies on display.
And maybe you'll like what you see.
Cause I love to whip it out
day after day, you see.
And I hope you'll jerk me off
a kind word, that is.

Did I thank ya?
I salute you with a fistful of cock.
Colonel's extra crispy, seven herbs and spices.
I'm always starvin' when the job is done.

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