Once upon a time, long long ago when folks were not so wise as they are nowadays.there lived a little girl called Alice.She lived in a Nowonderland of her own where nothing was as it seemed .Everything was one sided..one armed, one legged...one wheeled....Well, what time was it? Oh perhaps it was in the time of King Arthur and his Kndays! the famous players and swordsmen and Robin Hood was the hero of the Deserts taking
from the poor and giving to the poorer. There were no buses Altos Coronas Taxis and long vehicles but just Dinorses of all kinds, Arabic, Stallions White Beauty ,Golden Blaze, Brown Berry and so many others.Strange things happened which were unbelievable and frightening creatures roamed the Earth. Like all thumbs there was a large Tom Fingers. He was Alice's friend.
Alice was a very imaginative girl. She was curious and different. She
would start dream running while her mother .read out Fancy lessons...or
I mean stories to her
"Alice Alice , don't go after that green rabbit..wait...Her mother called out one warm afternoon as they were sitting in their forest"
.Oh mother.I am going to meet my friends Hansel and Gretel look they are so in love with their new mother-
I want to make them understand that too much love is not good". As they all got together they heard a disco
rock tune..who could it be but the steadfast Tin Viking "hup two three four a hup two three four..dancing along.:"come and join us we are going through the woods"They all went merrily along laughing and singing, presently they came upon a house, smoke was coming out of the chimney."hhmmnnn I smell something nice..its .its chicken soup"," lets go in and see".They all went in.There they saw a beautiful; little girl with golden head,a
barrel in her hand ,sitting on a small rocket, 'what shall I do? O Dear!" Dont be afraid we are your friends" I am Alice, what is your name? "Goldi" "will you come with us?' well" Goldi was not so sure..." I came here , this is the house of the Four Buggers, but they are not at home,may be theyhave gone for a walk..where are you all going? "oh we want to see the Great Wizard of Zo" We all have everything we need..we just want to make our dreams come true
We need some special items..answer books for maths, and physics problems solutions for Box viruses ,Web Guns, a Satellite to Control Global Video Games,But we are ..actually running away from....Terriers..! perhaps the ZO Wizard will give us a Land free
of all viruses Terriers, Bladers! OH !Kidchoppers! Alice was now very vociferous
"I will ask Him ..the Great ZO! to see once and for all that there are Clean Cold Rivers! Our Fairy Land has stinking rivers full of all kinds of tinbits, creams,pomades..I cant tell you anymore!" "something is rotten in the land of...."OH we must leave before the four Buggers return."Hurry. If only we could find ZO by Radar...."Who is that Now? "Oh its Jackson!the Great Beany Guy who sold Cowly the Cow! Hi Jackie! What's up?" Hows the Tiny Giant? still tumbling down? are the stalks growing? must be doing great business! Now look here we are planning something big! We want our dreams to be real
true! Jack was eyeing Alice strangely."I hope not Net Ring Plans? Because
I cant help myself without the Duck, you know that !
Oh yes but come along with us Alice was sure now...."No Budget Plans we are not raising the prices...only Tension Releasers! World Over! but we need the help of
The Great Zo.
"Tension??? yes the High Wires! Stupid Goose! Come.Our secret
Plan is to getThe Wise Witch Mother who flies around on her Vacuum Puller! You know she has pulled out all the oxygen ozone from our airspace and our Flies and Mosquitoes are in great danger as a No Fly Zone has been created'� Hurry Now we must leave
So off they go....singing and humming and crying....we need Zo! we need Zo!...we need Zo.!Oh do you see what I see......a Pink road! Oh we are almost there! But how quiet it is here....what is it? is anyone around,,,they saw a huge structure...a mixture of
domes and spirals standing high with battlements....all around...as they
came near....they saw donkeys guarding the huge doors...holding straw in
their mouths...".we are guardians of the spindles"....all the spindles
of this land are in this tower?" The Princess cannot sleep...we are waiting
for the One and Only Carpenter who is prophesised to come and prick the
finger of the Princess and she will be cured .but he has not come as yet"
Alice was upset .."we cant stay here lets move on.....the road is getting pinkish red now....
The weather was getting icy cold......we are in Snow Kings country! Lets find the Seven Large men! "suddenly they hear .
.Hi HO, Hi HO/ we don't want to go!! we have a lot to show!!! A loud
rumbling sound sends all of them off the track..what is it? Alice and Jackie
and Tin Viking..all run for cover.....amidst further roaring and rumbling
they are horrified and glued to the pink bricks as. who else but Miss Henly
Penly comes in view...hopping as fast as she could.
.."The Heavens are coming loose The Heavens are coming Loose I must email the President" Where is the "WWW Office?"
OH Henly Penly come with us ..we are going to find the Great Zo he will help Us" and so Hely penly is quickly convinced and the quest continues...as they hurried and dragged themselves,,henly Penly chanced to look up at the sky..OH see the Tame Swans. all flying in their coats"Alas! they are at Peace!..let them fly....they will not crash into any tower..I hope??"
The pink road took a sharp turn.and right in the middle blocking the way stood The Great Puss! "Ah I thought so !!You !stop right there! Do you have any ID? Prove yourselves! AliceNowonder, was all smiles "No Problem sir! quickly she put her hand in her pocket
and took out two bottles....one was labeled. Poppy Drink and the other Drug Cake" One for coming and one for going Sir"
Puss was twisting his whiskers,"HHmmmnnn..well ...Please take us to Zo we have some FAQs for him"All were shivering in the cold ..suddenly a beep sounded...once twice
..then again...Henly Penly lifted her feathers to check.".OH there is a
message on my cordless featherless egg"."what is it ?" "quick " Alice eagerly
shifted around..."Well? It says we must first agree to SSLDH""SSLDH"????
What is that?
OH its THE THE.....Disunited Block call? I knew it..my ninth sense was telling me this would happen!
A conference was called...after one round of discussion soon the matter
was settled! AH things can be settled !" what a relief
Well here goes...we must agree to....The Principles of S sincerity S simplicity L loyalty, D devotion H honesty...All in agreement" moan and groan"...They all did. but the beep sounded again."Now what is it? Henly Penly...listened.to the instrument close to her beak."cluck
cluck" yek yek...." everyone waited anxiously. the moments were claw biting
...now it is WWWSS." ..."Are we learning a new command language here?"
Tin Viking was visibly disturbed.." No...Well now it is Want not, wait not, wish not
W water...W walk and work"all were quiet and thinking fast....Puss stood there ."I will
not put on my Boots till you all agree"
"well I guess we need a Referendum" "Thats the only way to decide
And so it was done...Puss gave the loudest PURRRR ever heard in this world ....".Thrice he Purred and Thrice he waved his boots" before putting them on! the great decision taken the way was all clear and on the cavalcade continued.....On the last
bend , all eyes were open wide with excitement...The Land Ahoy! Land Ahoy.

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