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one of my favourite tonics
apart from hydroponics
are my vast array of cyberdildonics
i'm a modern woman who won't hesitate
to openly admit i masturbate
i know there are ladies who will relate
better a giant vibrating prick
than a useless man with a limp dick
all the prudes make me sick
butt plugs, love beads and a damn good fisting
why are all you girls resisting?
go check out my ebay listing
sex for one and all by yourself
i have to have a well-stocked shelf
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Paul! This is the second time you've made me laugh today. I think you should start a "toy" shop eBay store and put this on the front page. You'll not only get hits, you'll probably persuade all those without "toys" *ahem* to buy one. This was great.
