(not recommended for those who take religion seriously)

'Puter is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh life easy, I laboureth not:
It taketh me to savings I cannot do without.
It restoreth my health and offers me wealth.
It leadeth me through the paths of right thinking
For the Wide World Web's sake.

Yea, for though I walk through valleys of shadows and porn,
I will fear no evil:
For the Net is with me
Its pixels and bytes, they comfort me.
It prepareth a table before me in the presence of have-nots.
It annointeth my head with electrons and gunk:
My home runneth over with what I need not.

Findeth the moola to pay for it all'¦

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