Clap me hands
and clap you hands
and twirl that rope
fast as you can
We gonna make
some awful rhymes
so bad they like
apocalypse signs!

Mary Jane
was a great big pain
She lived in
a great big hane
ain't no such thing
as a great big hane
but I'm gonna say it
all the same!

1,2,3,4
Let's rhyme bad
at least once more!

Woe is me,
woe is me,
I live quite
miserably
Cut my hair
asymetrically
I'm as a tortured
as can be
death and sorrow's
what I see.

1,2,3,4
Let's rhyme bad
a little more!

I'm sexy as
a sexy thang
Ooh, baby, touch me sweet.
When I move,
you heart goes Bang!
Ooh, baby,that's a treat.
shake my ass
like I just don't care.
Ooh, baby, touch me sweet.
You watch me
from over there
I talk bad because I'm street!

1,2,3,4
I've got bad rhymes
by the score!

I love you, love,
I love you true,
I stare into
your eyes of blue
You really are
so full of grace
your face is like
an angel's face.
I love you love,
I do, I do,
I do adore,
yes I love you!

Clap you hands,
and clap me hands
We're done 'cause
that's all I can stand.
You gotta come back
some other time
It's even worse
when I don't rhyme!

1,2,3,4
(bet you don't like me
anymore)

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