I've met three men here
who said 'I wanna spank you'�
to which I have replied
'I don't think so, but thank you.'�

I've tried to live a good life
go to church, say a prayer
for all the starving people
in Bangladesh and Zaire.

I gave money to save whales
from eating their young
although I think I was ripped off
because don't baby whales weigh a ton?

There's not much I won't do
to help man or any creature
but don't expect me to pull up my skirt
and show you my best feature.

Spanking has been banned
for many a very good reason
so the next time you want to spank me
you better pray it's not hunting season.

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