While lucubrating the night away, a sudden gush of somnolent breeze touched my eyes rendering me as if sedated. The gizmo in front of me gradually faded away'¦ until'¦ a Japanese chef showed up in a grandiose apparition and offered me a greenish paste. I queried about the gooey substance being offered to me. He retorted with a cockiness and air of a lothario. That's a Sci-Fi WASABI'¢ watashi no tomodachi! Huh?? Sci-fi WASABI? How is it different from the WASABI that I know from the regular jap fast food joint. Well, said he. It's sci-fi because you can use it for almost every function imaginable, like cleaning dishes, glue alternative, sexual lubricant, grease on your car transmission among others. The best thing is about it is that despite of it's multi-purpose function it still retains the spice of your good ol' wasabi.

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