On being a blind cyberstalker
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On being a blind cyberstalker
To stalk in the moonlight
Oh what a thrill
I bet she won't see me
If I stand very very still
(said in the voice of Elmer Fudd)
But why should I be worried?
She can't be unkind
Because, to be honest
We're both seriously blind
Stalking in the dark
It's harder than you think
Probably a good thing, since subtlety
Is something at which I stink
Bump, bump, bump
In the night
Aw crap, was that a tree
Well, that wasn't very bright
The blind leading the blind
The truth is hard to avoid
But what really has me confused
Is where the hell did she get Floyd?
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Comment by: GreenIce Online- 2007-07-20 23:01
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| Cute poem... I comment on it because of the subject.... its clever and quick.. i like it. |
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| LOL! Cute...so funny. Here's to night vision!!! :D |
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| Ahh... I was gonna ask about that last line. I liked the rest of it though. |
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Comment by: Teri - 2006-12-04 06:32
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*lurk*
*lurk*
LOL!!!!!! Oh, Floyd, this is the very first thing I read this morning, and I can't stop laughing (again)!!!!! Thank youuuuuu! This is going to make me smile for the rest of the day/week/month/year. :)
Teri xo |
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Comment by: tathas - 2006-12-04 05:58
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| This is actually the result of a running joke between Teri and I :) |
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