OMG

Father of all what's to cuss,
Creator of X-mas, Debts and Faith.
(also American Pie-
The first time You had punch drunk sex.)

I am The single and most wanted Father-
The Holy Cow from where 300 millions
tuned their channels and milked their sperms.

To keep you satisfisfied
and answer to all your upcoming prays,
I stay at home 24/Ever
Replying your comments and constant changes in trends.

And now, just a few shout out louds,
to keep you updated to my page.

Johny, your son will return home safe.
He'll finish High School and replace
'that hideous emo music' for the solo of
tax printers,scanners and the catchy Beeps of
technology pace.

Allison, Your mom will soon understand.
You are a soon-tu-be teenager
with hormones and stuff-
who here doesnt urge shaking their thongs in front of
a web cam?

Finally,
Chris Crocker- my number one fan.
To show how much I care here comes a direct reply
Yes,I do like gays and porn stars-
as much as Nuclear Weapons
Paris Hilton and
Milky bars.


And for all the haters:
Save your "Why me God" moans.
Nobody forces you to suscribe your Faith,
You can always watch Oprah or
read Vogue instead.

My young fellow Americans;
comment my poem and add me to myspace.

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