Rules for the phone.

How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!






GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA .




Press "1" for English.

Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English

And remember only two defining forces have ever
Offered to die for you,

Jesus Christ

And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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