You'll understand this one a lot more if you go and look at my MySpace page at www.myspace.com/mudpie_dinglehopper as I post all my comics there. Feel free to add me too.
I am a little Mudpie.
My body short and stout.
I look like a broad bean
With my tummy poking out.
My last name is Dinglehopper,
Don't know how it got that way.
I think that I just made it up
When I was bored one day.
My hair looks like the Opera House,
You know that one in Sydney?
But my favourite thing about me is
I look just like a kidney.
My eyes are large and bulgy,
I look just like a fish.
People want to be me,
But I just tell them 'You wish!'
My sexy sexy body,
Sometimes has a doodle.
People get confused about it,
When I treat it like a poodle.
My peen are being so lovely,
My peen are being so grand,
I think I'll put it in a show,
And call it Fresh Meat Not Canned.
Because it are the peen of Mud,
It will win a ribbon of blue.
Even though it was a cat show,
I say 'Ha ha! No prize for you!'
I are Mudpie Dinglehopper,
And so lovely I am.
I are allowed to pick on
Nica's boyfriend the Army Man.
I think he has a boof head.
I believe his name is Sam.
I reckon I'll end this poem now,
Mudpie the Great I am.
