After Adam whacked Eve God sat on that large rock we call Mount Everest. He was contemplating what Adam had just done. In the meantime, Adam continued to play whack a mole. After a couple of weeks, Adam became bored, hungry, and depressed.

He no longer bathed, he stopped playing with the animals, he did not till the soil, and he refused to clean his cave. About the only thing Adam would do is lay around and sleep. Poor Adam God thought. I guess I have to fix this.

Adam, Adam where are you?

Oh, hello God, how are you?

Never mind how I' m doing. This place is a mess. You are a screw up Adam and I'm going to fix you once and for all. Do you remember when I told you to make a baby and you started screwing the sheep?

Yes, but I didn't know what I was doing.

Don't interrupt me. Remember when I told you to name the animals, till the soil, and a bunch of other stuff?

Yes sir

You were supposed to do that, not Eve. Now you're you all alone and even the animals don't want to play with you anymore; you're entirely too rough. Whacking Eve was dumb. You can't get anything done around here without her and if you don't straighten up I'm going to whack you, understand?

Adam dropped his head, put his dirty little fingers in mouth and muttered, 'Yes sir, I understand.'�

Good, now I've decided to breathe life back into her and this time you better be nice.

Adam pouts and says, 'Ok I'll be good.'�

Don't worry Adam. I'm going to make a few changes in Eve, you'll like her a lot more and you won't even give another thought to screwing sheep anymore.

Therefore, god gave Eve breath, took all the hair off her face, and healed her wounds. He also gave Eve a pair of breast, slightly larger buttocks, a curvy figure, a sultry voice, and an alluring walk.

A few moments later, while Adam was playing kill one bird with two stones; killing two birds with one stone was Eve's idea. Eve approached him with no memory of what had transpired.

Hello Adam

At first, Adam ignored her.

Hello Adam

This time she stood in front of him.

Adam took one look at Eve and dropped his stones.

The bird said, 'It's about time we get busy. I need a brake. This guy is nuts and if he keeps playing these stupid games everything around here is going to get screwed up.'�

Standing before Adam stood the new and improved Eve.

Adam, come with me I have something for you.

Adam followed, for the first time Eve led, and the garden was peaceful for a while. Now you know the real story about Adam and Eve.

In the millions of years to follow many humans were born. Men and women were equal partners for a while and humans followed certain earth based, women centered rituals. Then some smart ass thought of writing a book to control the masses. Of course, things got complicated, so he shared power with some other men but seldom if ever with women and he developed a pyramid system to make things run a little smoother. As time passed, those in power decided to play different versions of whack a mole.

Most of the animals are gone now. Women are still at the mercy of man and instead of playing whack a mole, man mostly plays whack another human in one form or another.

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