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The raging battle for household supremacy is ever-present in my jumbled brain. Since moving in with Carla three months ago, I have been soundly defeated at every decision. How to arrange the living room: her call. What food to buy at the grocery store: her call. When to fuck: her call.
I find myself resorting to the more minor offenses as retribution. I leave the twisty off of the bread bag. I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. My favorite, and most effective: I miss the toilet when pissing.
She, rightfully, hates stepping in puddles of piss. Serves her right.
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Comment by: GrkGrl - 2007-09-06 18:30
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passive aggressive much??
i enjoyed this...it is very funute... |
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| I think you covered all my pet peaves-need to take control, dude! |
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Oh, the woes of living with a partner for the first time. Been there, done that and I'm not going to be traveling down that road for a while. haha
I'm definitly a toothpaste middle squeezer and yes, the twist ties never go back on the bread once they've been undone.
Pissing on the seat... well... I've never had that problem. :) Perhaps in my next serious relationship, I'll work on it. |
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| Haha that was cute. But one question. . .WHO gets control of the TV Remote? |
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Comment by: - 2007-07-18 04:00
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Ha ha. it's funny the little battles we have with our partners on a daily basis....
I have been soundly defeated at every decision. How to arrange the living room: her call. What food to buy at the grocery store: her call. When to fuck: her call.
I find myself resorting to the more minor offenses as retribution. I leave the twisty off of the bread bag. I squeeze the toothpaste from the middle. My favorite, and most effective: I miss the toilet when pissing.
Good stuff, Mitch. |
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