1. drunks make up the major portion of voters

2. voters vote when they're drunk

3. in order to understand the voting process, you have to be a drunk

4. Govenors think they're the terminators because - they're drunks

5. It's much more profitable for the majority shareholders if the stock.....livestock....spends their money on ...being drunk

6. the livestock made more money than the shareholders when they were in control of the drunks

7. it wasn't until after prohibition ended that songs could be written about...you guessed it......being a drunk

8. Congress finally understood that 67% of the fair market trade could be reinvested into the illicit sales of handguns across borders which are ultimately used to kill off our own soldiers on foreign soil (oh, did i say that out loud? If I did, I must be drunk!)

if drunk, you won't notice the missing nein!

and the number 10 reason why prohibition didn't last you ask?

well, shit, that's easy....

who wants to do this life sober?

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