Authors notes: *** I wrote this article a while back and sold it to an online media company that focuses mainly on well- media adds. This piece isn't nearly were it should have been by ER standarts. I think they bought it for the title. Anyway, be as brutal as you need to be. The peanuts I was paid with remain in my Paypal account.***

Ps: Trust me when I say, I found a pic of the best looking guy on the face of not earth, but the globe. Ask Kelly Smith.

I know, I know, a lot of you are probably wondering where I've been, not to have heard of this news, but trust me, I knew nothing. I found out by chance a few weeks ago when I was droving home from work.

There I was, blasting a tune on the radio, driving to the beat of a song, (I don't remember the station, it might have been Kiss102.7) at any rate, soon thereafter, they introduced Justin Timberlake, and in rhythmic, catchy tune, he let it be known that he endeavored to "bring sexy back". I must confess, with no prior knowledge of sexy going missing, the news caused, a great shock to my system.

How, I pondered, could I, be the last to know of this cataclysmic event? Sexy has left but where? An immediate selfless concern overtook my consciousness. I shed tears for the less fortunate, and the needy.

I further pondered . . .What, will Victoria Secret do now? Not to mention Shakira? She is certain to have a fit when she finds out. What about Brad Pitt . . . does he know? And if he does, is he helping Mr. Timberlake in this search?

Obviously' I'm not at all up to date with these celebrity current events, because since I first heard the news, I've been adamantly informed that Justin, (bless his little heart) had been a key performer at the Victoria Secret annual fashion show. With his help, the angels managed to get on the catwalk, and strut their stuff.

I'm also told that Shakira, the Colombian performer has been doing her best under the present circumstances. She recently booked a new tour. Brad Pitt? Well, what with Angelina, their new baby, and their NEW BABIES, he's been too busy to have noticed that sexy left. Who can blame the poor fellow? But I'm determined to be of help, I'll not sit on the sidelines.

Everyone else may turn a blind eye to this grave emergency, but I will do my part. I will give Justin a helping hand. Anyway, there is no telling how long his search will take without my aid. The internet is the medium I will use in my quest. Yahoo, Google, Ask. MSN, you name it, I will use them all, to assist Mr. Timberlake in "Bringing sexy back" Rest assured, if sexy is out there, I'll find it.

My mind grew weary, my eyes got tired, exhaustion threatened to overtake my body with fatigue. I had been up all night, and had cruised more sites, looked through more images, than I could remember. I even visited a number of sites; I might have never ventured to, had it not been for my unselfish devotion to this apocalyptic problem.

Suddenly! An image caused my heart to stop beating, and my brain to cream, Hold the phone! Hold the phone! So this is where sexy has been . . .

Ladies, I give you Josh Wald, super model. Born in 1979, he just had a birthday in February. Mr. Wald made his modeling début in an issue of Out Magazine. Since then, his name has been one of the most searchable names in the internet, if not the most.

There are countless blogs and forums dedicated to him. His pic's are some of the most sought after (by women and men alike) all over the world. Among his credits: Rocco Borocco, Dolce Cabana, Versace, Valentino, Giorgio Armani and Kenneth Cole. You can catch a glimpse of him on VH1 show the Agency that premiered on Feb, 20th of this year.

The photograph on the left was a show stopper during the 2005 Milan, D & G Spring Summer Fashion Show (and with good reason). I have seen the footage of that show, and I could just imagine the audience's reaction when he began his walk. However, in spite of his fame, Mr. Josh Wald does not wear his modeling as a badge. He is a completely different person away from the spotlight. His foremost love is skateboarding, but he is also a writer, a composer and a musician.

What makes him the sexiest man to me, aside from the obvious, is the info on his personal page, as his heroes, he listed his parents, his sister and his good friends. Somebody please tell Justin Timberlake that I have brought sexy back!