'You can't honestly sit there and say that!'� the turtle-like man with a bad toupee said.

'I'm not actually sitting and I can say what I want,'� said the man in the business suit with the smarmy grin.

'But Gandhi was not a Nazi and I don't want to argue about it.'�

'Who are you to say he wasn't? Were you there?'�

'First you tell me Jesus was gay. Then you said dinosaurs were plants. Now Gandhi is a Nazi. These are the dumbest arguments I've ever had.'�

'The veracity of the argument doesn't make it any less of an argument.'�

'It makes it a less interesting argument.'�

'It was before your time, anyway.'�

'And yours.'�

'Not necessarily.'�

'You were around when there were dinosaurs?'�

'Who's to say I wasn't?'�

'God.'�

'Him? He died last summer. Boating accident.'�