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Even if he promises you a job and your own private whore and a new Hummer.
Even if he starts screaming and running in circles and pissing on the linoleum.
Even if he cries and falls to his knees and begs like a condemned child molester.
Even if he pulls out the flag and the Bible. Even if righteous oaths and pretty praise ooze from his mouth like warm butter and syrup off the side of a hot pancake.
Don't you do it, Jimmy. Don't vote for that Republican.
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Ooh I like that. My favourite line is "Even if righteous oaths and pretty praise ooze from his mouth like warm butter and syrup off the side of a hot pancake". So visual!
Even if he promises you a job and your own private whore and a new Hummer (LOL)
Sounds like excellent advice Jim. Great write too-- this theme was not expected at all and I appreciated the seriousness of it underneath the laughs. Cheers Ash :D
