Pop another top
open my friend
I'll tell you my whole story
from beginning to the end



.............why I like beer




Well, it started out
at gatherings
like "poker"
and "barbecue"

I'd pick me up
a "six pack"
just before
some "pool"

and late at night
with the "football game"
my wife taped
off for me

I'd down my "suds"
with a "Subway" sub
and "buzz" myself
to sleep....



.............Ya, I like beer



Beer helped me out
with my daughter
who married
such a "tool"

It got me
all my credits
I needed
to finish school

It's helped me
through the hard times
when Junior said
he'd like to be girl

Hell ya, I like beer,
guess I
couldn't live
without it my world.....



................Ya,I like beer



Beer seemed to take
my hearing
when my wife went
"spouting" off

cause I moved
on to a "Kegger"
'cause a "six"
was not enough

So, I lived on "buzzed"
that was all
there was
{after she left me}

Beer has always been
a friend of mine
now, can you understand,
and see?



............Why I like beer?



{Sure buddy, have another one on me}

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