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AHShadowRai
Shadow Rai
United States, Arkansas, Decatur

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Deck the Halls with Nitroglycerin (Parody)

Deck the halls with nitroglycerin

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Strike a match to see who's misin'

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Lace the tree with TNT

Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Hopefully it won't kill me

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Watch the blazin' house before us

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Oh crap! The cops are commin' for us!

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don't follow me, you're on your own now!

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

I will not be taken down town!

Fa la la la la, la la la la.
~
Run away ye lads and lasses

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Home owner's out to kick our a55s

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Think we'll be back come next season?

Fa la la la la, la la la la.

That's if we're not in jail or prison

Fa la la la la,
la
la
laaaaa
laaaaaaa.

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AHShadowRai Comment by: AHShadowRai - 2007-11-05 18:16
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Thanx Matt *^_^*
Matthew Eduard Abuelo Comment by: Matthew Eduard Abuelo - 2007-11-04 21:42
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funny piece.
AHShadowRai Comment by: AHShadowRai - 2007-11-04 16:09
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LMAO Nadine *^_^* Thank you so much...
nadinesellers Comment by: nadinesellers - 2007-11-02 20:49
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right up your bah-hummer's but-t, your gift extends to these sacrosanct holidays as well. cheery little ol' song there.
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