For instance, there’s a lot of stuff you’ll want to keep private, but sometimes you have to do it in public. And a lot of the time when the private goes public, it’s difficult to find a place that feels safe and comfortable to let it out. This is especially the case when someone’s let out something similar in the same way right before you.

The good news is, if you know what you’re doing, you can flush away all of life’s shit. You can even smite all the ugliness left behind by it with a little work and the right strategies, and leave life sparkling clean. However, sometimes the shit comes back. Or it won’t go away. You try flushing it out, but it just isn’t enough. What tends to freak people out more is when someone else’s shit lingers there, be it in private or public.

It’s times like these that you need something more to deal with it. For example, you could fill up a bucket with water, flush, and abruptly pour the contents of the bucket into the toilet while flushing. It’s amazing what the aid of another can achieve. That said, you may be in a situation where not even a bucket will solve the problem. That’s when you call the plummer.

The moral of the story is, sometimes life’s fresh and wonderful, sometimes it’s full of shit. But when it is full of shit, even if you’re not the one who created the mess, you always have the power to clean things up. And if you don’t, you can always rely on a friend. And if you can’t do that, the men with the big van will gladly come save the day.

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