I Love Ponies



I love ponies, she did say

As the white coats dragged her away

Straight off to a rubber room

Where she could not deliver doom


The doctors did examine her

Of her ailment they were not sure

Her face was always in perpetual bliss

This proved something in her mind was amiss


One day as doctors examined her head

They frowned upon the charts they read

They asked her one final question

Is there anything else she would like to mention?


The young girl suddenly did smile bright

And said what she thought was right

There is one thing, I did not say before

I love ponies, but I love to eat them even more


A case perhaps too far gone

For this rhyme to carry on

If I may ask you

Do you love ponies too?

~

© PLMII - 2007

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