I'll read any old thing as long as its good.
I'll sit at my PC and go without food,
But if it doesn't grab me straight away,
I'll pass it on by, and not have a say.

As for eyesight its not essential,
Your PC can talk, its a great utensil,
But it can't make toast or coffee or tea,
And what can you do if you need a...

Astronauts have tubes that suck it away,
But for one of those you've gotta pay,
Meantime a bottle could store what you do,
Just take a break when you need to...

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