A cow tried coke.
But it made the daft
Beast choke.

Then it tried beer.
But it didn’t like the flavour,
So got up and turned the other ear

Next thing to try was clothing dye.
This wasn’t too bad, but
Did change the colour of one eye.

“What next?” The cow wondered.
A Blind folded f1 race!
The cow came last, and blundered
Through the race.

“I know, I’ll join the human race!”
So the cow gave chase.
It ran with all it’s strength,
And finished first
Then the second placed runner,
Milked the cow to quench
His thirst.

The moral of this verse?
Well, there isn’t one!
It’s just a daft little bit of
Writing about a silly cow!

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