A Christmas message
For all the folks out there.
Please: Stop leaving wine and
Mince pies for Santa.
I doubt a billion glasses of
Wine and a billion mice pies
Are good for his heart.
I’m mean look at him!
If I looked like him I’d
Go on a diet straight
Away.
He must have really flabby
Man boobs too.
Puts me of Christmas, just thinking
About it!
So please ; don’t leave pies
And wine, a carrot and a glass of
Water would be much
Better for him.

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