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Snarky Commentators Form A Single Line Please
If you were the last person in the world
i would not eat you
until perfectly seasoned
and basted
with butter and tarragon
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terrific.. well do anything when desperate.
i would make a chutney or maybe a black bean sauce with him though.
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| Beggars can't be chosers.... but you would need a big oven. |
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| I think there'd have to be at least two people in the world for one to be able to eat the other...but still, the sentiment is nice. We'll probably see things like this on greeting cards one day. (That's not meant as an insult, by the way.) Nice little story. |
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Comment by: Nora - 2008-01-16 11:15
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| Sounds like a delightful dish a la Provence. This is funny, Mark. |
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| now, if you toss in a generous dash of garlic, and the object of culinary delight was raised cage-free, without any growth hormones, antibiotics or politicians, I might be inclined to dig in. |
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