Sick At Work (Humor)
Sniff, sniffle, sneeze,
...ah, let me die please.
I'm coughing, wheezing,
burning up, freezing.
Sipping cough syrup
straight from the bottle,
I'm exhausted, tired,
strung out, wired-
to many cure all drugs.
Ugh, threw up on the rug,
stll gotta to go work.
Oh, how my body hurts.
But for what it's worth,
I hope I'm contagious.
I know that's outrageous
But my boss needs a hug
Heck, I might kiss the slug!
But if I miss my chance
and die at home or at my desk;
please don't resuscitate me,
I really need the rest.
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