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TirzahLaughs
Lou Goodwin
United States

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Sick At Work (Humor)

Sniff, sniffle, sneeze,
...ah, let me die please.
I'm coughing, wheezing,
burning up, freezing.
Sipping cough syrup
straight from the bottle,
I'm exhausted, tired,
strung out, wired-
to many cure all drugs.
Ugh, threw up on the rug,
stll gotta to go work.
Oh, how my body hurts.
But for what it's worth,
I hope I'm contagious.
I know that's outrageous
But my boss needs a hug
Heck, I might kiss the slug!
But if I miss my chance
and die at home or at my desk;
please don't resuscitate me,
I really need the rest.

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TirzahLaughs Comment by: TirzahLaughs - 2008-04-16 12:20
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Haven't you ever had a boss that wouldn't let you off? I have. Then you are at work, sick as a dog, and thinking evil thoughts about them.
jgilgun Comment by: jgilgun - 2008-04-14 18:24
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I wonder why the narrator went to work at all. Why not stay home when you're sick?
jauhar Comment by: jauhar - 2008-02-24 12:14
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I agree.
wewerethere1 Comment by: wewerethere1 - 2008-02-02 20:04
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Very entertaining and amusing piece. Thanks for the read here.
CowgirlSerenity Comment by: CowgirlSerenity - 2008-01-18 11:30
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This is great i love it.... Good stuff.... Funny
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