Behind every successful man is a woman, behind every successful woman, is that monster from scream, and a transvestite, then maybe a stuffed deer head and a desk with a picture of an elephant stepping on a native with a shrunken head and a pop machine with yohoo in it and a midget juggling orange baseballs.

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