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Informal Grae
Graeme Sandford
United Kingdom, HAMPSHIRE, Totton

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Words: 60
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Alice (Warning Sign Wee#33)

“Tiredness Kills”

“Wildlife Running Free”

“Concealed Entrance”

“Hidden Dips”

“Reduce Speed Now”

“Height Restriction”

“Low-Flying Teapots”

“Royal Command Shall Be Obeyed At All Times”

“Criminal Proceedings Will Be Raised”

“Mind Your Head”

“Mirror Images Likely”

“One Step Forward - But Careful As You Go”

“Beware The Jabberwock”

“Impromptu Poetry-Readings Ahead”

“Humpty-Dumpty In Road”

“Hospital Zone”

“No Waiting Area”

“Game Over”


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karjon Comment by: karjon - 2008-04-29 15:02
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'Mirror Images Likely' - superb.

Erm, yeah, is it a story? Hmmm - I don't know, I suppose not. But it did make me laugh, Grae, so thanks for that.

Cheers

Karen
phillmag Comment by: phillmag Online- 2008-04-27 12:43
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some of my favorites: watch children (digital or analog?), slow children (mentally handicapped?), live band ('nuf said).
MitchellNoel Comment by: MitchellNoel - 2008-04-26 09:23
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I like the "No waiting area". Very funny.
I now relise I should have used some of the signs they produce here in China for my Wee Story.
One in particular comes to mind (Warning-look away now if easily offended). Apparently someone thought it would be fun to provide this translation at the female hospital: C*@T Exams. I kid you not. Maybe not a warning sign...but you should be prepared for exams I guess.
ParchmentPoetry Comment by: ParchmentPoetry - 2008-04-24 20:51
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My favorite is "Low-Flying Teapots." Sounds like home. LOL. Loved the variety. Nice. Janet
easywriter58 Comment by: easywriter58 - 2008-04-24 16:57
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Signs Signs everywhere a sign...Blockin' out the scenery, blowin' my mind-
Probably not the right words but who cares?

So original-as always. Great idea.
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"Meagre Portions"

by Graeme Sandford



Offering a small glimpse of some of the words that informal grae - Graeme Sandford - has cobbled together over the years in an attempt to become rich and famous through his writing. Sadly, he is poor and unknown (largely due to his writing).

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Meagre Portions

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