If you see a nice officer in a starched white shirt,
If you tend to only look glum,
Then find if he knows where to get blow,
They won't say where theirs is from.

If you ask very nicely so rumour has it,
The Police let you in on their dope,
It's decriminalised and the shops don't sell it,
And I'm sure it's not sold by the Pope.

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