If I were a cat I'd be slim not fat,
I'd be sleek and black and all of that,
And that's what I'd be if I were a cat.

If I were a fish,
I wouldn't be a dish,
I'd be very rare and grant you a wish,
And thats what I'd be if I were a fish.

If I were a drink,
I'd be bottled in pink,
I'd also make it hard for you to think,
And thats what I'd be if I were a drink.

If I were a human,
I wouldn't be a shoe man,
I'd rather be famous like Sam Newman,
And that's what I'd be if I were a human.

If I were a song,
I wouldn't be long,
I wouldn't be boring because thats just wrong,
And now this is the end of this poem/song

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