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FantasticFantasy
Raven Coleman
United States, North Carolina, Hole in the Wall

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BLARRRGH!

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaarggghraggheraaghhrgahraggahrgahhgehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

I'm bored.

I want a studded belt from Hot Topic.
I want a pair of Slip-on Vans.
I want the last book in the Twilight Series.
I want to be able to write something that will blow everyone's minds.

I want to be un-bored.

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaarggghraggheraaghhrgahraggahrgahhgehhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.........

Btw,
anyone heard any good Yo Momma Jokes?

Yo momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy poured out!

Yo momma so fat, one of her pockets has dollars and the the other has yen!


AND

Has anyone heard of any stupid laws?
DID YOU KNOW-
It is illegal to whistle underwater in West Virginia?
It is illegal to Sing OFF KEY in North Carolina?
And the best yet...
IN WEST VIRGINIA-
It is LEGAL for a man to beat his wife AS LONG as it is done PUBLICLY, ON COURTHOSE STEPS, ON A SUNDAY.

ROFFLEZ.

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FantasticFantasy Comment by: FantasticFantasy - 2008-08-16 18:04
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I'll be a sophomore.
fang13bea Comment by: fang13bea Online- 2008-08-15 20:54
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Well, I will be a Junior, once school effing starts.
I'm actually kind of excited for that(nerd-like tendencies).
What are you?
FantasticFantasy Comment by: FantasticFantasy - 2008-08-15 20:53
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wait... are you a junior?
fang13bea Comment by: fang13bea Online- 2008-08-15 20:47
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It's funny.
And I made a mistake in my previous comment, it was actually the beginning of my sophomore year!
Eep, that was a year ago. Wow, time is going by... WAY TOO FAST!
FantasticFantasy Comment by: FantasticFantasy - 2008-08-15 20:45
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Lmao!!!
...
PELVIC THRUSTS?!?!?
That's...........
sexual.
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