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"Most humble son, what have you to say for yourself?"
"I am most ashamed. A thousand apologies and please not to tell mother, most honorable father."
"She already knows."
GULP . . .
"Confucius say, never masturbate behind paper walls with lights on. Shadows reveal all."
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very witty. It reminds me of these cod-quotes attributed to Confucius when the TV series "Kung-Fu" was on. I imagine this more within a grown up version of the cartoon Hong Kong Phoey. This little ditty made me smile.
