This is me, trying to convince my friend to get Editred.
I'm the violent nickel, she is cjdt07

Yes, we are retarded.
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The Violent Nickel: Do you write??

cjdt07: knbsklhvsjlkb**
cjdt07: lol
cjdt07: right?
cjdt07: or write?
cjdt07: or rite?
cjdt07: or brite?
cjdt07: or bright?

The Violent Nickel: write, you know, take pencil to paper and put ideas on it

cjdt07: hmmm
cjdt07: no
cjdt07: i do not

The Violent Nickel: damn, i want you to get an editred

cjdt07: you should know these things Fang

The Violent Nickel: because you do write poetry
The Violent Nickel: i know you do

cjdt07: WELL MAYBE I SUCK!

The Violent Nickel: i have seen it

cjdt07: 0_O
cjdt07: heh

The Violent Nickel: GET ONE!
The Violent Nickel: IT'S FUN!

cjdt07: NEVER!
cjdt07: NO!

The Violent Nickel: NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Violent Nickel: YOU WILL GET AN EDITRED. IF YOU DO NOT I WILL RIP OUT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND JUMP ON THEM!!!!!!!!!!
The Violent Nickel: BIATCH

cjdt07: biotch*

The Violent Nickel: i like it with an a
The Violent Nickel: so STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cjdt07: please if you are going to misspell a word
cjdt07: misspell it correctly
cjdt07: ARGHFUCK
cjdt07: lol

The Violent Nickel: I BLOW MY NOSE AT YOU!

cjdt07: lmao
cjdt07: I EAT IT!
cjdt07: (bnut not really, cuz mommy said that unsanitaryyyy*

The Violent Nickel: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
The Violent Nickel: AND OTHER SUCH HILARIOUS MONTY PYTHON QUOTES!
The Violent Nickel: oh dear
The Violent Nickel: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

cjdt07: *but

The Violent Nickel: you

cjdt07: me

The Violent Nickel: I should shove you into a really small space.. like a can of coke

cjdt07: very small

The Violent Nickel: and then i should kick it around like a soccer ball

cjdt07: especially if still filled with said substance
cjdt07: aww
cjdt07: futbol!
cjdt07: how very fun
cjdt07: =]

The Violent Nickel: indeed
The Violent Nickel: hey, douchebag
The Violent Nickel: YOU SUCK!
The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: [do it]
The Violent Nickel: [now]
The Violent Nickel: [before i eat your innards]

cjdt07: You should be on Jerry Springer

The Violent Nickel: [yes, i should]
The Violent Nickel: wait...why?

cjdt07: simply your face would get them aards
cjdt07: =]
cjdt07: *awards

The Violent Nickel: you are a transvestite, so you would have a better place on that show then me
The Violent Nickel: and, you are a CROSS DRESSING HOOKER!

cjdt07: HOW DO YOU KNOW THESE THINGS!!!!???
cjdt07: Omg
cjdt07: STALKER!!!

The Violent Nickel: I am THAT awseom.
The Violent Nickel: awesome**
The Violent Nickel: I STOLE SOME OF YOUR DIRTY CLOTHES
The Violent Nickel: And you're not getting them back

cjdt07: Yes, so incredibly awesome, you can barely type the word.

The Violent Nickel: I'll give you a hint as to what they where

cjdt07: Er otay...

The Violent Nickel: were**
The Violent Nickel: they're not pants
The Violent Nickel: they're made out of cotton

cjdt07: >.>

The Violent Nickel: and they are underwear!
The Violent Nickel: I STOLE YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR!

cjdt07: Why don't you take

The Violent Nickel: [get editred]

cjdt07: my dirty underwear

The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: [get editred]

cjdt07: and shove it

The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: up my arse?

cjdt07: in your mouth
cjdt07: and chew

The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: ewwwwwwwwwwwww
The Violent Nickel: no

cjdt07: for three months
cjdt07: six day
cjdt07: one hour

The Violent Nickel: i'd get diseases

cjdt07: and 4 minutes

The Violent Nickel: i just like to smell them
The Violent Nickel: lmao
The Violent Nickel: gross

cjdt07: That's the point

The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: [get editred]
The Violent Nickel: YOU ADMITTED TO HAVING DISEASES!
The Violent Nickel: whore



The Violent Nickel: [get editred]

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