I've been living in Lima, Peru for the last few years, writing irritating stories and publishing them on the internet. Sometimes, people send me vast sums of money, but not often.
In my spare time, I take people on wild drinking trips in the ruins of ancient civilizations. Occasionally the local wardens of whatever national treasure I am desecrating come and toss me offā?¦but not always.
Iā??ll meet women, dance with them, drink with them, fall in love with them, and then tell them goodbye. Itā??s better that way. I hear from some of them years later. Itā??s usually a nice reunion.
I have a feeling that thereā??s some kind of mystery that Iā??m meant to solve, some vast and as of yet unanswered question. To this point, I still have no idea as to what it may be.
Maybe Iā??ll never figure it outā?¦but Iā??ve got a few more years to burn off before I die, what better way is there to spend them?
IĀ“ve got a couple books out, if youĀ“re interested in reading them just contact me and IĀ“ll send you an e-copy. I wouldnĀ“t buy the damn things...
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