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Matthew Rhodes
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I were born in the year '86 in the state of Missoura. Some call it MissourI, but I calls it Missoura. Others call it misery, and I don't blames 'em one way er the other. I went to public school, had 4 dogs each with their own special flaw. Moved to Georgia when I were 16, got an infection in my third eye, and moved back to Missouri to graduate from high school. After high school, I became a traveling minstrel, but I didn't know how to tie a sack on a stick properly and retired. I then moved back to Georgia and invented a thing called yelvez and a thing to go along with it called a yub. I showed it to my mother and she told me it was already invented, and was pen and paper. I then started to use this pen and paper to do a thing I invented called stiz. I showed it to my father, and he slapped for drawing dirty pictures. I then started to write, and a feller by the name of Craig Woody, who stood 30 foot high and 10 foot wide and wielded a bronze axe, referred me to this site.
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