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A Profile of the Awesomeness that is Mitchell
by Teri
Muscular Mitchell, who's a Real Man, steps barefoot onto the sun's surface and flexes things. It's a beautiful day in Mitchelland, where only Real Men live and worship and do other Real Man stuff.
He scratches and releases Real Man morning noises. Just then, he notices his next-door neighbor, the witch Teridora, being roasted alive. He ignores her as he sits down to a hearty breakfast of bicycle chain, lighter, match and cell and toasts her demise with a glass of freshly-squeezed sulfuric acid. Which he gulps because Mitchell's a Real Man. With a manly pocket protector.
And he also completely ignores the word count because after all, he's a Real Man and Real Men eat word counts like they're quiche McMuffins�?�.
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