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Teri Teri
Teri Davis Rouvelas
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Get used to it.

First, all peer rank points will go to me.

Second, the Wee challeges have officially been renamed "The Honorable, Adorable Teri Challenge".

Third, I need a king. Form a line.

Thank you.

Your Queen





TequilaTwilight
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24/09/2007
Hey i can do butch - would that count? ;o) teehee

DamienDread
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24/09/2007
Would you settle for a prince ?

D.Dread

dlynn
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24/09/2007
You can take what peer rank I have, but would you
let me ride on your float in your parade so I can
be famous for a day? I have the princess wave. : )

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24/09/2007
Rule with wisdom and humility oh adorable Queen Teri. Remember to feed the royal chickens.
I would make a good king.
Together we would rule editred. Today the world wide web tomorrow the universe! Noting can stop us I tells ya Nothing!

Oh hail the despotic duo!

alien
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24/09/2007
can I be the poet laureate?

or maybe just the court jester?

ThePenguin
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24/09/2007
Noe THAT is a very good reason for leaving!

poetress411
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24/09/2007
Glad you in charge Teri. Do see that I'm not locked out again. long live the Queen

Informal Grae
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24/09/2007
abject humble servant here - most of my Peer Rank went to you last week anyway, your majesty

grumble, grumble, groan - I want emancipation for the serfs.

jamesgormley
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24/09/2007
Since the "Gorm" part of Gormley comes originally from King Gorm of Denmark (no joke)---before he visited the British Isles---I guess I already have royal blood ergo I move to the front of the line....my present wives and families notwithstanding of course.....LOL
James

Post edited on: 24/09/2007 05:43:26 AM

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24/09/2007
James, my nickname was 'formless' at school, I bet I know what yours was.

Sorry if that's no way to talk to royalty. but 'form' does come before 'gorm' in my dictionary,

PS 'form' comes from the splendid uniforms that the Imperial Guard of Emperor Charles V used to wear in the 16th Century.

PS - I am not descended form (sic) his mother, Joanna the Mad of Castile, as rumour would have it.

Your Majesties, I humbly beg leave to vacate the forum.

karjon
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24/09/2007
You see, you make one throw-away comment like, 'You should be queen' and you see what happens? This is how revolutions start.

Just make sure that crown doesn't get tangled up your earrings, majesty.

d alan kemp
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24/09/2007
Hmmph... kings and queens.

Well --- i am from the good ol' USofA, and we ain't got no stinking kings and queens over here.

Except for the idiotic despot who occupies the Oval Office right now, of course...

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24/09/2007
I want to be Rosenkrantz.

jamesgormley
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24/09/2007
I just visited Christopher Street in Greenwich Village this past weekend, so I beg to differ about your statement that we have no queens....(LOL) ( :

Informal Grae
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24/09/2007
Idiodespoticoccupiafia-stata - American literary term for something that sets a prescedent (alight!)

That's weird (even for me)

nonalienabductee
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24/09/2007
Oh dear, Teri's gone Evil Overlord on us. Quick, somebody go on a Quest to find the Ultimate Weapon and defeat her!

karjon
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24/09/2007
Found it - it's a brussel sprout

flack47
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24/09/2007
What is happening?
I'm scared. I'm hungry.

karjon
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24/09/2007
Don't eat the sprout - it's our secret weapon if Queen Teri gets too big for her sequinned-regal-slippers.

Informal Grae
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24/09/2007
Jim, it's heads!

Informal Grae
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24/09/2007
and 'heads' again.

flack47
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24/09/2007
I fear the wrath of the hoop earrings. I'm not sure if I can live under this Terinny any more. Someone distract her while I make a run for it.

Informal Grae
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24/09/2007
"woo, Teri, there's a poor malnourished mouse under your throne".

"Squeak, squeak!"

If I'm mistaken, and it's a guinea-pig, you can still make a run for it - haha!


Teri
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24/09/2007
*abdicates*

The mere threat of anything brussels sprouts-y is enough to make me give up the crown. blech

In some kind of order:

Tequila - I always meant to say I love your name. Thank you for the offer.

DD - you've always been my prince. I would have been willing to give you a heftier title, but alas. I've been revolted upon. haha

Lynn - ooo, cool idea. Floats. Yes, let's do floats.

Lez - Maybe next time. We'll have bloodless coup. *starts planning*

Cheryl - you're already the poet laureate around here. But I'm afraid the role of court jester falls to ...

Julia, who told me something very funny about Bill Clinton.

Grae, consider yourself emancipated. And proclamated. And procreated. Sorry 'bout the peer rank. Feel free to go make silly comments on my stuff and regain it.

James of Gorm - sorry, but no kings anymore. Next time I'm queen of ER, I'll put your name at the top of the list, however.

This was all your idea, Karen. And in typical British fashion, you put me on the throne and then threaten me with brussels sprouts and force me to abdicate. I'm like Lady Jane Grey, only with my head on. I was a puppet in your conniving hands. Wench.

As for you, my fine, feathered Mitchell, it's to the Tower of Barbie for you, my last official order as ER despot.

I now return you all to "King Alan of Emmins", already in progress.

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24/09/2007
Sure, sure, abdicate right when I've finally come back from my Quest for the Ultimate Weapon.

*sulks*

Guess I'll have to sell it on eBay.

*stomps off, grumbling*

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24/09/2007
I don't have to go to no stinkin' Tower of Barbie. You're not the boss of me!
*flinches*
but don't hit me.

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24/09/2007
I saw this coming a mile away . . .

Pleeeese! You will go to the tower, and you'll be happy to be breathing.

Teri
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24/09/2007
Niccole: [steals overused fantasy cliche] The Sword of BrusselsSproutsBLECHtania will not be relegated to such a pox-ridden land such as eBay. Go fortheth and slay mighty dragons of ... I don't know, Dragontania and some other cliche-y country. Go fortheth on your trusty steed Flackenixia and beat the tar out of plastic dolls. And then wap the evil sorceress RJclicheWitchNameHere with Flackenixia's ... nose? No, FLOATIES!

*goes to lie down for a bit*

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24/09/2007
i have no idea what just happened here. And it scares me.

Teri
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24/09/2007
Long story short: ER shut down yesterday. For some reason, I was the only one here. So, I declared myself queen [at the behest of Karen] but then was forced to abdicate due to brussels sprouts. You could have been my king, David, if you didn't mind Damien Dread being our offspring. It all makes perfect sense, see?

alien
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24/09/2007
*speaks in a very, very small, quiet voice*

I was here. I never had trouble signing in.

alien
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24/09/2007
I just had problems DOING anything once I was here.

Teri
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24/09/2007
It was fun. I ran around and tried everyone's clothes on, read diaries, ransacked bureaus and desks, ate all the snacks and smoked cigarettes cuz no one could tell me I couldn't. I looked for you [I looked for anyone] and couldn't find a single soul. Are you sure? This was pretty late last night [your time].

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24/09/2007
Flackenixia sounds like something that one would need penicillin to remedy. I don't appreciate it.

Teri
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24/09/2007
Mitchellitis? Hargravatosis? Leonardmonia? Speaking of which, to where has that special bunny disappeared?

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24/09/2007
___^
__(.)
_(..0
<....)0

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24/09/2007
I am gonna boot you outta that throne so fast, Teri. Expect me when you least expect me, you wretched despot! It's junta time, baby!

Lydia

Post edited on: 24/09/2007 09:14:21 AM

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08/10/2007
Better late than never. Finally got my queen-huntin' suit and wig back from the cleaners.

Bill "King" Kowalski

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08/10/2007
::sob::

Teri...LEFT!

::bawls::

Ah, screw it. You've got your queen-huntin' suit and I've got my misguided pain and rage. Regicide it is.

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08/10/2007
Oh, you megalomaniac, Lydia!

Jim Duley, THIS is what it looked like when the Yankees burned Atlanta!

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08/10/2007
I weep, Nora. The South shall rise again!

LydiaRiley
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08/10/2007
MEGALOMANIAC?!?!?! Well, I NEVER! ;-)

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09/10/2007
yes offence, teri, but i own ya mum.

<3 ryan.

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09/10/2007
Amen, Jim! So let it be written, so let it be done! TERI RULES!

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12/10/2007
I can be your awesome guard Teri!

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