| Reasonable Doubt
| | I knew it. I just fucking knew it. There they are, plain as day. And now I have proof. These are the people closest to me? What a life. I always knew she’d burn me eventually. They all burn you... | | Words: | 1203 | | Comments: | 2 | | Status: | Public |
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| The Meaning of Life
| | “Welcome, my son. Kneel before me.” “Thank you…sir? Your honor?” “You may call me Bob.” “Huh, not what I expected, but easy enough. Hello Bob.” “And you are?” “Right, I am... | | Words: | 522 | | Comments: | 2 | | Status: | Public |
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| Interview With the Zombie
| “Hello and welcome. Skip Jensen here and today we have a very special guest. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mr. Shade... | | Words: | 554 | | Comments: | 3 | | Status: | Public |
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| Death of an Inner Critic
| | “Alright…all set, time to get started on this thing.” “So, I see that you’re still talking to yourself. Old habits die hard, eh ol’ buddy?” “Ah, you. What a pleasant surprise.” “Ya... | | Words: | 1233 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| The Pimp With a Limp
| | A parody written for a "Dr. Seuss meets Erotica contest"... | | Words: | 1599 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| Interview With the Stormtrooper
| | “Hello there, and welcome back. I’m Skip Jensen and today we have a fantastic guest for all you... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Comedy | | Updated: | 18-02-08 |
| Words: | 777 | | Comments: | 2 | | Status: | Public |
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| Killing You Softly
| | Killing you softly. As I watch you sleep so incredibly still, so deeply silent, these three words continue to circle my chaotic mind. Forcing upon me unrelenting pain each and every time they repeat.... | | Words: | 787 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Interview With the Mephistopheles
| | “Hello and welcome back to our Interview Series. I’m Skip Jensen. Today we have a very unique... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Comedy | | Updated: | 18-02-08 |
| Words: | 1497 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Just A Brief Call
| | “Hello” “Hello, is this Miss Hayford?” “Um, no. But it is Miss Wayford.” “Alice?” “No Brenda, Alice has moved. Is this another annoying telemarketer?” “Oh, my apologies Miss…... | | Words: | 1978 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| Interview with the Lone Ranger
| *applause* “Hello folks and welcome back to our Interview Series. As always, I'm Skip Jensen and today we have a very special... | | Short Stories | | Genre: | Comedy | | Updated: | 18-02-08 |
| Words: | 1204 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Emotion
| | (A 'rap'-style angst riddled look into my youth. The first piece I ever wrote...and kept.)... | | Words: | 476 | | Comments: | 0 | | Status: | Public |
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| Into the Dark
| | From here is where I worship you... | | Poetry | | Genre: | Erotica | | Updated: | 18-02-08 |
| Words: | 208 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| Hush
| | Hush now my darling, don’t you fear,... | | Words: | 193 | | Comments: | 1 | | Status: | Public |
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| This Dream
| | This dream is so lifelike, so vivid, so real,... | | Words: | 268 | | Comments: | 4 | | Status: | Reader |
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