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Andy is a music lover who plays guitar, piano and violin.
He loves languages and speaks six fluently. Currently he is learning Bushman.
He loves to play chess and has yet to find a computer program that can beat him.
Andy played major league baseball for 24 years.
He runs a three minute mile and once swam across the Pacific Ocean.
He's immune to poison.
He's had sex with thousands of women, all of whom have had multiple orgasms.
His friends often say he is tasteful and modest.
He owns a three-headed dog named "Buddy" who guards his house. He won him from the devil during a card game.
Andy is 377 years old and beginning to think he is immortal.
He cries everytime he sees Sleepless in Seattle.
Was this too over the top?
OK I'll try again.
I can play Row, Row, Row, Your Boat on the triangle.
I speak one language, except in the morning when I speak no languages.
My wife likes to play chess online. Sometimes I watch.
I played Little League baseball for 4 years.
I think maybe I could still run for three minutes. Doggie paddle is my strongest stroke.
I'm immune to Pizza Hut.
I've bugged my wife for sex thousands of times. Sometimes she doesn't look bored.
I don't have any friends.
If I had a dog I'd call him "Buddy."
I'm 37 years old, but I feel like I'm 377.
I don't cry when I watch Sleepless in Seattle.
What kind of wuss do you take me for?
Now'll if you'll excuse me I'm off to bug my wife.
(When I posted this as a blog a while ago Aunt Teri commented, "You watch Sleepless in Seattle?")
jakrebs's Genres: Poetry and blathering on about myself
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