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Julie Noaman
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I was born a feral child and raised by wolves in the Templeton woods of Dundee. At a young age I was abandoned by the pack due to excessive gorging and "diplays of low cunning too sinister even for wolves".
Pikies took me in and taught me excellent life skills including gambling, drinking, conning, and toastie making.
At school I learned all about scranning, recreational drugs, and tree climbing.
In my spare time I manned adult chatlines and terrorised the community.
I disappeared to America on a student exchange where I took on my biggest challenge - beating the Americans at eating. I won.(In some States I am known as "the stomach").
I cheated my way into Uni where I learned about the anatomical analysis of the pie, and criminal evidence and how to plant it 101.
I also learned how to pick locks using only my teeth.
I have had nearly 100 jobs and my skills include whingeing, offering to make coffee and not actually doing it, and eating/hiding other peoples lunches. I can sniff out a mars bar at a hundred paces.I am currently trying to eat and drink myself into an early grave before any of my creditors find me.
sp01's Genres: black comedy/horror/crime
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